coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
part time humor blogger part time selfie blogger
more like full time humor blogger because your selfies are a joke
Fallen!Cas still being uber-protective of Dean. Throwing himself in front of all the monsters and baddies coming after Dean.
And Dean’s all upset about it, saying “Dude, you’re not Superman anymore!”
And Cas just gives Dean one of his squinty, frowny, frustrated looks. OF COURSE, I’M STILL SUPERMAN, DEAN.
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
- It is okay to watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
- It is okay to go to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
- It is okay to watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
- It is okay to watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom…
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
“Aww that’s a pretty locket!”
“Who’s picture is inside? Your boyfri—”